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i'm like one of those fainting goats

  • Mar. 13th, 2009 at 2:45 AM

Hmm I think maybe I was a Great Dane in a past life?  I did a beautiful faceplant onto hard concrete a little while back at work while I was going to answer the phone.  It was tragic to such an epic scale that it practically scared the shit out of the toy poodle I was taking care of.  I jumped right back up and had to reassure him that neither was I dead, nor was I trying to pounce on him. 
I have the reflexes of a two-toed sloth (as opposed to a three-toed sloth?  *shrug*) and the grace of a rabid ferret, so I am very used to bloody knees and purple ankles.  Such is life.

Writer's Block: It's the Little Things

  • Mar. 13th, 2009 at 2:36 AM

What's a little thing you do every day that brightens the lives of those around you?

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i pick up animal poo.  i figure they at least appreciate not having an enclosure full of their own crap, right?
;-D 

Mar. 13th, 2009

  • 2:25 AM


even if it seems like a very long time ago, i think i did get to experience what it feels like.  it's like when you're very small and christmas presents are still such a big deal to you...you feel a rush everytime you think about the things you've asked for that you just know you'll get; even so the suspense is exhilerating. 
when you first meet someone that you just click with you get that feeling.  you want to wait by the phone for them, check your emails.  you're afraid to show too much of yourself but want to learn all about them.  it's like electricity when you finally see them again, like you've been kept apart for decades and now you're meeting again in the airport and it's the most amazing reunion.  even though you just saw them yesterday. 
you forget for a little while to analyze everything so deeply, like whether you want them, or just want to be wanted.  and you get a buzz out of the fact that you're starting to know that they do want you. 

Writer's Block: Miss Manners

  • Mar. 6th, 2009 at 3:18 AM

What recently developed technology—cell phones, wi-fi, laptops, handheld gaming devices, etc.—do you think has had the worst influence on how people behave in public?


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Is this a trick question?  Cell phones.  People who LIVE on their cell phones are such assholes.  Do you REALLY need to list for your spouse at home all 28 varieties of Campbell's Soup while blocking the aisle with your cart at Publix?  And I don't know how many accidents I've personally almost gotten into, or witnessed, where a douchebag on a cell phone was involved.  I make it clear to people I know that I will not answer my cell while in traffic.  I will not join the idiot majority. 
Don't EVEN get me started on cell phone-wielding dickheads that somehow managed to claw their way into the same movie theatre I happened to choose and sat next to me even though there were rows of empty seats.  One woman LITERALLY was flipping through her phone's address book and calling and/or texting each and every individual on it two seats away from me.  Sometimes I come so close to grabbing the phone and crushing it underfoot.  What jury would convict me?!
Sorry.   Whoo, I feel better.  Ok, then.

Writer's Block: Opposites Attract

  • Mar. 6th, 2009 at 2:10 AM

What celebrity would you consider changing your sexual identity for?


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Oh wow, this is tough.. I think maybe Sandra Bullock,

Jenny Lewis,

or Gina Torres
don't really know what I'd be into, but I admire these women and think they're all gorgeous, talented, intelligent ladies.

**Edit** I just thought of 2 more since I am apparently such a closet lesbian.

Tina Fey (duh! how could I forget her?)

 
and Rosario Dawson

screaming infidelities

  • Mar. 6th, 2009 at 1:17 AM

I've been thinking about cutting my hair again.  About two years ago I put it in a ponytail and hacked it off so that it was a bit above shoulder-length.  I loved it, and I got so many complements.  I'm just thinking that my hair has grown out really long and unruly (it's gotten wavy, and it's more than halfway down my back) and Florida summers are hot and nasty.  Short hair is much more fun in the summer.  I saved my old ponytail because I meant to send it to Locks of Love and never did.  If I cut it again, I'll send them both ponytails.  Otherwise I'd just have two ponytails lying around, and that'd be weird.  And creepy. 

I've definitely found a few white hairs in the past two days, and that's a little disturbing.  I'm 24.  I just hope it doesn't go the way of Anderson Cooper before I'm 30.  It's a nice look for him, but it looks a little more out of place on a young woman.  I kind of hate the thought of dying my hair just to hide that it's gone prematurely white.  At least it's blonde with very light highlights, so I'm the only one to notice so far.  I've always been told my hair color is really unusual and pretty, and [while I am NOT generally vain] I would hate to make it some fake bottle-blonde color.  Maybe if it did go all white I would just leave it.  I could style it like Chi from Chobits, haha.  I don't really want to find out until I'm at least 45.  ;D 

I just watched "Nights in Rodanthe" a little bit ago.  Bluh.  It's like Nicholas Sparks wrote it while impersonating Nicholas Sparks.  So many cliches.  I KNEW the guy had to die in the end.  Just a matter of how.  Such an over-indulgent mopey sobby chick flick.  It IS slightly better than any of the ones lately that have to do with weddings.  Wedding-related chick flicks are the most demeaning, belittling movies to women-- they completely underestimate what a woman wants in a film and become a veritable check-list of tried and true cliches.  Such garbage!  I think the all-time worst I've ever seen has to be "The Wedding Date."  And I know women who liked it!  Even loved it!  That is a real shame.  Even when it comes to stories involving romance, a little realism and substance here and there doesn't hurt--it enhances the story.  And the humor doesn't need to be goody-goody soccer mom or church picnic brand humor, either.  Do film execs hoping to market to a primarily female audience think we are really so limited?  Not all of us read those trashy harlequins with Fabio on the cover.  I dare say many of us wouldn't be caught dead with one.

Writer's Block: Deal or No Deal

  • Mar. 6th, 2009 at 12:48 AM

What's on your list of dealbreakers when it comes to romantic relationships?


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1. Tries to convert me/ "save" me/ fix me
2.  Doesn't like animals
3.  No sense of humor
4.  Not opinionated
5.  Angry drunk
6.  Total slacker or shut- in who wants to be taken care of.  I'm not your mom, Freud would have a field day with you.
7.  Thinks we HAVE to get married and have kids to be fulfilled

You can probably tell that some of this hints at some past experiences.  : P

Writer's Block: Priorities

  • Mar. 1st, 2009 at 2:55 AM

What quality do you think is most important in a significant other?


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Respect balanced with a kickass sense of humor.  He must dare to be nerdy, too.

Writer's Block: Self-Indulgent

  • Feb. 26th, 2009 at 12:24 AM

If you had to give up one indulgence for 40 days, what would it be?


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 I would have to say soda---just because it's something I should give up for while, or at least partake in less.  But damn it would be hard to give up!  I pretty much just drink diet caffeine-free soda, but I should be drinking tea and water instead. 

Ah, another great thing about being a religion-less heathen---I don't have to worry about giving up indulgences for 40 days in the name of Jesus.  I'm sure he was a swell guy, though. I don't see the point in giving up things like chocolate (since I don't eat it super often, anyway, why not treat myself when I can?) or sex (if it's not to the point where it's keeping you from having a normal and productive life, what's wrong with it?).  I don't understand withholding things you enjoy in the name of some dead guy.  Sorry.  Maybe somebody can patronizingly explain it to the sinful pagan.

Writer's Block: In a Former Life

  • Feb. 17th, 2009 at 1:12 AM

Do you believe in reincarnation? If your answer is "yes," describe some of your past lives.


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I think of reincarnation as a possibility.. I don't know if I believe or not, but I have considered it many times. 
People always name a list of cliches when they think they know what their past lives were.  "I was a priestess in Ancient Greece!"  "I was a runaway slave when Jackson was president!" Whatever.  Not impressed. 
If you believe in a soul, the essence of someone distinct from their body that survives and must go somewhere after the body's death, reincarnation is as good an explanation as any.  I do not believe in a God/ Supreme Being, and reincarnation (while a bit of a stretch) seems more probable to me. 
While it's difficult to try to frame the hereafter in scientific terms, I am of an analytical mind.  I figure that the human soul would be composed of some sort of energy.  The energy that makes us alive.  And those of us who were'nt home-schooled all know that energy cannot be created or destroyed.  It must go somewhere.  It must be transferred.  So what happens to the "alive-ness" of us when we die?  Is that what ghosts are?  Do we leave behind haunted footprints of ourselves, or move to another plane or dimension of existence?  Or does our energy move into another husk, another body?  We can only guess. 
Sometimes I feel like an old soul.  Like I've had lifetimes of experiences both wonderful and horrific. Not those of queens or saints or celebrities, but just other perspectives from other times.  Maybe it's why I feel so close to animals.  Maybe I've been a few.  But I think we fool ourselves easily and want to create cloudy memories from a different life.  Call it a coping strategy or a mechanism to help us identify with others.  It's like how we fool ourselves into believing we can remember our own births.  We can't, but we think we can imagine what it was like just enough that we start to believe the fantasy. 


Writer's Block: Sounds Good to Me

  • Feb. 16th, 2009 at 12:23 AM

Persnickety, flibbertigibbet, lollygag—some words are just more fun to say. What's your favorite word?


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Crepuscular is a great word. Or bombastic. Or macabre.  All goodies.

neptune city

  • Jan. 21st, 2009 at 3:20 AM

Whenever I hear this song it makes me think of The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold.  Is that weird? I do that a lot, where I line up book soundtracks in my head, for if they ever become movies.  I'm pretty sure they are making a movie of The Lovely Bones, and I really doubt they will use this song--I doubt they even know this song.  Oh well, what a waste.  It's a sad, pretty song.  The best kind.

Writer's Block: Regime Change

  • Jan. 21st, 2009 at 2:55 AM

Today marks the inauguration of Barack Obama as the 44th President of the United States. Obama's campaign was built around a message of change. What changes would you most like to see in the next 4 years?


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I am SO glad today finally came! Ding dong, the Bush is gone.  Wouldn't want to be in Obama's seat, though-- the country has gone to hell in a handbasket thanks to Dubya and it'll be a hard steep climb out.  As for what I most want to see change, it would be: the institution of socialized healthcare AND education; freedom of gays to marry in all states; improvement of the economy/ more U.S. jobs and less importing from countries that use cheap or slave labor; and environmental reforms to make industries and automobiles cleaner and encourage research into cleaner AND economical fuel sources, and increase protections on wild places, resources, and animals.  That's just the start of my list. I don't want much, do I? Ok ok, I know that this won't all get done in four years, but I think we desperately need to get started on all of them now.  It's time to move toward becoming a REAL first-world country.

between weekends

  • Jan. 13th, 2009 at 12:54 AM


between weekends i live
pass the hours pass the days,
        in suspended animation
time is blurred, lines are fuzzy
and i travel through it in sublime ignorance
of how long it has been so

sometimes i wake up for a razor-edged moment
and panic at the thought that time could run out
and wonder what comes next
when will someone come get me and shake me awake
because i don't think i can do it alone

Writer's Block: Shops Gone By

  • Jan. 12th, 2009 at 4:13 AM

Woolworths shut its doors in the U.K. last week, sending many into a frenzy of nostalgia and bargain shopping. What now-closed store or chain do you wish was still open?


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We had a toystore in town, LT Kids--it was a great little shop.  I used to find all sorts of goodies for my little cousins for their birthdays/ holidays.  And most importantly, they were the best source for Hello Kitty stuff.  I miss it, it was a fun place to spend a lazy afternoon, but it unfortunately fell prey to the economy and the big box stores like Walmart. :o(

Answer the following questions. Then, go to urbandictionary.com and choose one of the entries for each of your answers.


1. What is your name?
Jenny
"An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. She is the epitome of a goddess, and anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.
Wow! Jenny's pretty awesome. "
aww, stop. no really, stop!

2. What is your age?
24
"24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead. "

3. What is your bf/gf's name?
n/a
"not applicable
(filling out a form...if u dun have one)
email address: n/a "

4. What should you be doing?
going to bed.
"telling people during a party that you're going to sleep but rarely end up in a bed "

5. What is your favorite color?
green
"yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that's really not very much fun, now is it? "

6. Where were you born?
Clarksville
"One of the realest cities in Tennessee, Not far from Nashville & It's about to overtake Chattanooga in population.
Person 1: Yo, You going to clarksvegas (Clarksville) tonight?
Person 2: Hell Yea, Sallee's is gonna be poppin tonight! "

7. What month were you born in?
September
"A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls to wear tight little sweaters that show off their curves."

8. Who is the last person you talked to?
Emmy
"The act of making out with a chick and splooging your pants. "
HAHA

9. What is one of your nicknames?
Jen
"a nickname for blow, cocaine, or the white devil.
yoo are we chillin with jen tonight "


Ok I really have no good excuse to be up, not even that I can't sleep--because I'm sure I can.  Got stuff to do tomorrow.  Out.

Writer's Block: On the Bus

  • Jan. 10th, 2009 at 4:47 AM

Jam a bunch of people together in a tight space like a bus or the subway and something crazy is bound to happen. What's the most memorable thing you've seen on mass transit?


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I've never lived in a big city, so I don't have much mass transit experience except for when I travel...so nothing terribly special, unless you're me.  In Paris, (I was like, 9 or 10 years old) there was a guy in the Metro tunnels somewhere on a bench with both his capuchin monkey and his black cat.  The funny thing was, the cat was dressed up, not the monkey.  I dunno, that's all I got.  :o3

Writer's Block: Comfort Food

  • Jan. 9th, 2009 at 4:14 AM

When times are tough or you're feeling down, what's the one food you can count on to make you feel better?


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General Tso's from Bento Cafe... or a Starbucks mocha frapuccino :d

Writer's Block: Found Objects

  • Jan. 9th, 2009 at 1:11 AM

As the old saying goes, one person's trash is another person's treasure. What's the best thing—chairs, roller skates, old electronics—you've ever found that someone else had thrown away?


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My pets!  Living in a college town, there's never a shortage of animals abandoned once students leave to go back where ever they came from...cats, dogs, reptiles, rabbits--you name it.  And they find suckers like me to take them in..^^  I even got a pure-bred bengal kitten this way!  I would never trade my animals for anything; I don't know how anyone could ever leave them behind.

konichiwa bitches

  • Jan. 9th, 2009 at 12:53 AM


Been reading lots of comics, lately.  Every once in a while they're good medicine to have around, like chocolate.  And then they get addictive and you read them instead of anything else!  Psh, who cares; I'm not in high school lit class. 
I've started trying to get into Manga...about 10 years after everybody else, I know.  I kind of had some disdain for them in high school, dunno why really.  My parents never "got" anime, so they never really exposed us to it.  I grew up pretty sheltered from the pop culture of Japan.  Soooo, since I visit the library at least a couple times a week anyway, I've added lots of Manga to the regular curriculum. :o)  I've mainly been going through the more obvious stuff like Fruits Basket, Bleach, Death Note, and Chobits, but what I really have gotten into is Mushishi--the art is so delicate and pretty!  I'm sure I will find more titles that aren't so "beginner's level" once I dip my feet in a bit more.  Unfortunately what the library has is mostly the teeny-bopper stuff. : 3
Seriously, my sister and I would have to sneak to the TV to watch "Sailor Moon" in the afternoons after school when we were in middle school!  [Yeah, I know-- Sailor Moon is not a sparkling example of what Japanese animation can be.  So to see how sheltered I was, just think--I was missing out on all those awesome Miyazaki films I didn't even really know existed until sometime in high school. ] Anime and manga were in no way forbidden, but our folks didn't *get* it and were more likely to poke fun at it than anything else.  I don't know why we cared about that so much, but it's really no fun being berated about the stuff you like.  Now I really just don't give a shit--HAH! 

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